TOM COLICCHIO (shaking my hand): Chef. What do you have for us?
ME: Well chef, I microwaved some buffalo chick’n nachos with bleu cheese dressi— okay and you’re already walking away from me, cool, got it.
This didn’t strike me as funny until hours after it happened, at which point I laughed out loud, alone: Stone Cold Steve Austin, clad in a camoflauge Under Armour tee, looking me dead in the eye and asking me in his Texas drawl, “So how you like your Prius?”
Have a very merry Michael McDonald Christmas!
A Happy Holidays message from the mind of Kula.
These are brilliant. I don’t know if my finger could handle the situation it’d get into with this Situation.
Craft Project #15
You know when you are having one of those days when you have a million things to work on, but all you want to do is make a pair of “Jersey Shore” finger puppets? For no apparent reason? Yeah, that was my morning in a nutshell! I made a Snooki and a Situation. I was going to make everybody, but then they were taking too long. I’m selling these two on Etsy, so depending on whether/how quickly they sell, I may make more, including a Sammi/Ronnie set and a JWOWW/Pauly D set. I will not make a Vinny.
