The Grand Canyon. Breathtaking in its beauty and just as mysterious. No one quite knows what the Grand Canyon is, or just how it got here. Some believe it’s the work of aliens from a far off world. Others say the Indians built it to house their games of Indian football. And religious folks will tell you it’s the gash where God fucked the earth with His celestial dick. Wow. Just imagine that!
No, I don’t think we’ll ever truly know the true story behind the Grand Canyon. But one truth I do know is: at the Grand Canyon, the views are truly GRAAAAAAND.
In loving memory of Huell Howser
Weird sponsored post in my Facebook feed.
"It’s like if I were to watch an episode of Project Runway, only it was three hours long and there was a new episode EVERY DAY. For what feels like six, SEVEN, EIGHT MONTHS IN A ROW. And sometimes there’s more than one episode per day because sometimes after watching the Detroit version of Project Runway, I like to put on the LA version and see what they’re designing that day. And then after I’ve watched SEVERAL HOURS of different Project Runways, I turn on a show that just plays highlights of all the Project Runway designs from earlier that day. And I just let this play in the background while I go on my iPad and read news and blogs and tweets about Project Runway. ‘Cause, like, I gotta know if that one designer is getting traded to a new Project Runway, or if that other designer did steroids.”
At least, I think that’s what she said, I don’t know, I was watching the ballgame.
The moment before I enter any big Hollywood meeting, I send these gals in first.
Lot of people said the Heat would CRUSH an NHL team - kudos to the Hawks for pushing them to a Game 7.
I uncovered this rare monologue by Morgan Freeman about his first day in Los Angeles. Get busy listenin’.