A “Natural Sounds of the Game” segment during Knicks/Lakers - you can clearly hear someone yell out “Voldemort!” I assume it was directed at Kobe.
Black Eyed Peas shilling for the Other White Meat
“My pig is squealing (Rheee-heee!) / ‘Cause tonight’s gonna be a pulled pork night.”
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“Aww, your baby looks absolutely PRECIOUS! (beat) Based on the novel Push by Sapphire.”