I am a writer and improviser in Los Angeles.Tumblr (3.0; @chriskula)http://chriskula.tumblr.com/<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugh52snrg1qz7o9zo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/277954455http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/277954455Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:31:50 -0800<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktwl48ulFR1qz7o9zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/262994719http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/262994719Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:45:43 -0800<span id="video_player_256602939">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_256602939",'http://www.tumblr.com/video_file/256602939/tumblr_ktnidi0FgI1qz7o9z',400,300,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ktnidi0FgI1qz7o9z_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ktnidi0FgI1qz7o9z_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ktnidi0FgI1qz7o9z_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ktnidi0FgI1qz7o9z_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ktnidi0FgI1qz7o9z_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>A “Natural Sounds of the Game” segment during Knicks/Lakers - you can clearly hear someone yell out “Voldemort!”</p> <p>I assume it was directed at Kobe.</p>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/256602939http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/256602939Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:07:58 -0800<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktl4vjGPA21qz7o9zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This family will enjoy a turkey roasted in the bowels of HELL!</p>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/254845041http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/254845041Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:21:14 -0800<p>“My pig is squealing (Rheee-heee!) / ‘Cause tonight’s gonna be a pulled pork night.”</p>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/247754114http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/247754114Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:15:49 -0800<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kswvi44LT61qz7o9zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/239445564http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/239445564Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:56:28 -0800<p>“Aww, your baby looks absolutely PRECIOUS! (beat) Based on the novel Push by Sapphire.”</p>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/237855116http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/237855116Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:49:10 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U1C0MsR4UBc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U1C0MsR4UBc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This is some HIGHLY engrossing drunk-ass drama, courtesy of some costumed assholes fighting outside a San Diego club on Halloween. Over these next five minutes you will see a dude get knockedthefuckout, a girl in a Sexy Cop outfit trying to restore order, a guy dressed as the Joker repeatedly screaming “Don’t you know who the fuck I AM?”— as well as a walk-on cameo so brilliant I could only HOPE to script something as funny. As the cameraman can be heard saying, “This is some quality YouTube!”</p>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/231349014http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/231349014Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:56:21 -0800<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_718541335a"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=718541335a" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=718541335a" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_718541335a" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://erockappel.com/post/227079171/competing-werewolf-clothing-stores-this-is-the" target="_blank">erockappel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Competing Werewolf Clothing Stores!</p> <p>This is the first official Eric Appel/Chris Kula FOD video.  Please take a look and <a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Clothing_for_Werewolves" target="_blank">digg it if you like it</a>!</p> </blockquote>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/227109164http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/227109164Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:00:59 -0700<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks9jq2vn6p1qz7o9zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My awful ancestry is revealed!</p>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/226706159http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/226706159Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:37:11 -0700<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krhtwlusNT1qz7o9zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes even wizards need a burrito break.</p>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/212682060http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/212682060Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:24:18 -0700<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqogg921GD1qz7o9zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/199067525http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/199067525Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:43:21 -0700<object width="400" height="323"><param name="movie" value="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/7d0b7049adb01af945189ff12708e884" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/7d0b7049adb01af945189ff12708e884" width="400" height="323" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>NEW CLIP ART: Jerry and his wife marvel at the beauty of it all.</p>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/197291833http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/197291833Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:51:00 -0700<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqf039CvnO1qz7o9zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One of many alternate film titles tossed around in the Becket-Kula household.</p>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/194834593http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/194834593Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:11:33 -0700<object width="400" height="333" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_38f07f864d"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=38f07f864d" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=38f07f864d" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_38f07f864d" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I compiled this mix of 1950s Folger’s commercials - Folgers, the #1 brand for men who enjoyed belittling their wives!</p>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/194019067http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/194019067Tue, 22 Sep 2009 01:35:31 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sURMXz6R3ww&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sURMXz6R3ww&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>A “Wait, WHAT?” moment from NBC’s Notre Dame coverage.</p>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/192217008http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/192217008Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:58:59 -0700<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq6qbz9jE81qz7o9zo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/191239151http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/191239151Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:59:59 -0700<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq1zsfDlcI1qz7o9zo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Gary, I’m gonna need you to take a second pass around that Acura.”</p>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/189194368http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/189194368Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:36:15 -0700<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpxq3d4W2P1qz7o9zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/187297210http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/187297210Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:16:25 -0700<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kptv5dtdFn1qz7o9zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/185610249http://chriskula.tumblr.com/post/185610249Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:15:13 -0700